Wolverfilk

by Dark Mark

Hey, Mr. Wolverine man, kill a guy for me,
There's a few more villains that you haven't yet run through
Hey, Mr. Wolverine man, kill a guy for me,
From a reasonably safe distance I'll come following you.

Though I know that last week's X-MEN was really kinda lame,
Sorta downright tame,
Altogether just the same as last month's leavings,
Your goriness amazes me, you're facing half the Hand,

Left ‘em slaughtered to a man
Made the Red Cross gripe about the wasted bleeding.

Hey, Mr. Wolverine man, kill a guy for me,
There's a few more villains that you haven't yet run through
Hey, Mr. Wolverine man, kill a guy for me,
From a reasonably safe distance I'll come following you.

Find me sixteen bad guys whom your claws have not yet pricked,
They haven't seen your trick, they haven't heard your snikt,
It'd really make me sick, if I had to see it outside of a comic.
And then you carve up all sixteen of those poor villain men
Then you carve them up again
Just to make sure that you haven't missed a one of them.

Hey, Mr. Wolverine man, kill a guy for me,
There's a few more villains that you haven't yet run through
Hey, Mr. Wolverine man, kill a guy for me,
From a reasonably safe distance I'll come following you.

Though you might face Mafiosi, alien conquerors and such,
You don't seem to be in Dutch, never fazes you that much,
You just rip intestines out and keep on grinning.
And if you hear vague traces of the censors in review,
It don't seem to bother you, as you lacerate your crew,
Up to victim twenty-two,
And sales figures seem to offset all the skinning.

Hey, Mr. Wolverine man, kill a guy for me,
There's a few more villains that you haven't yet run through
Hey, Mr. Wolverine man, kill a guy for me,
From a reasonably safe distance I'll come following you.

Then take us to the action's end as quickly as you can,
While you slaugher half Japan, and wipe out Afghanistan,
Leave a bunch in new-dug graves, you're our Mr. Lecter's fave,
Pausing only for a shave before resnikting.
Yes, I'm glad you are a hero, I am glad you're on our side,
While a thousand bad guys died, and your bloodlust's not denied,
With the Punisher compete, leave stiffs littered on the street,
Don't you think "Thou shalt not kill"'s a bit restricting?

Hey, Mr. Wolverine man, kill a guy for me,
There's a few more villains that you haven't yet run through
Hey, Mr. Wolverine man, kill a guy for me,
From a reasonably safe distance I'll come following you.

*SNIKT*SNIKT*SNIKT*SNIKT*...

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